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Funny Insults
601. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Guys, I Think We Have a Problem” When Something Goes Wrong
Funny Things to Do
602. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple
I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
604. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange
Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.
Funny Insults
609. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”
Dork.
Funny Jobs
610. Fatherly Wrench Passer
Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.