Funny Phrases

651. Gingerbread Office

Eighteenth-century slang for public toilet. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

652. August is the Monday of Months

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Funny Quotes

653. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

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Funny Words

654. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

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Funny Insults

655. You Give Monday Vibes

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Funny Euphemisms

656. Permanently Borrow

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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Funny Euphemisms

657. Art Museum for Kids

Also known as a refrigerator. See also Appliances.

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Funny Things to Do

658. Eating Everything with a Tiny Spoon

Yes, even pizza. See also Utensils.

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Funny Instruments

659. Nyckelharpa

Too much going on to explain.

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Funny Instruments

660. Glass Armonica

If sea shells became a giant instrument, this is what you’d get.

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