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661. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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662. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

663. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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664. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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665. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

666. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Clothes

668. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop

Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.

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Funny Diseases

669. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Euphemisms

670. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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