Funny Insults

631. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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Funny Words

632. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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Funny Insults

633. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Things to Do

634. Waiting at the Side of the Shower While the Water Warms Up

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

635. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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Funny Euphemisms

636. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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Funny Questions

637. If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?

See also Chickens, Fish.

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Funny Words

638. Bumptious

Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree. See also Arrogance.

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Funny Insults

639. You Have Beforehead, Forehead and Afterhead

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Funny Insults

640. You Drink Your Cereal with Water Because Your Dad Never Came Back with the Milk

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