Funny Anti-Jokes

591. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

592. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

593. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

594. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

595. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

596. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

597. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

598. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

599. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

600. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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