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Funny Observations

691. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

692. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

693. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

694. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Questions

695. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

Funny Insults

696. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

Funny Nicknames

697. International Bean Connoisseur

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Funny Sayings

698. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

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