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691. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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Funny Quotes

692. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

―Napoleon Bonaparte

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Funny Words

693. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

694. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

See also Donuts.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

695. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

696. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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Funny Questions

697. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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Funny Insults

698. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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Funny Drinks

699. The Alcohol Removed from Non-alcoholic Drinks

Where did it all go? See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

700. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

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