Funny Phrases

731. Chanter en Yaourt

French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.

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Funny Places

732. My Large Intestine, Texas

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733. Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario

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Funny Quotes

734. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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735. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

736. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

―Carl Jung See also Psychology.

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737. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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738. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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739. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

―Napoleon Bonaparte

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Funny Words

740. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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