Funny Animals

781. Impressed Tortoise

Tortoise found in mountains of Southeast Asia. See also Turtles.

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Funny Foods

782. The Imam Fainted

I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.

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Funny Foods

783. Clootie Dumpling

Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.

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Funny Insults

784. You Look Like You Call Books “A Real Page Turner!”

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Funny Quotes

785. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

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Funny Quotes

786. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”

―Lillian Donovan

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Funny Insults

787. You Look Easy to Draw

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Funny Euphemisms

788. Inky Pencil

Also known as a pen.

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Funny Foods

789. Boxty

Irish potato pancake made with a mixture of mashed potatoes and raw grated potatoes. See also Irish, Potatoes.

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Funny Insults

790. You Look Like Your Favorite Candy is a Tic Tac

And the mint ones too. See also Candy.

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