Funny Insults

781. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Bless You” when Someone Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

782. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Guys, I Think We Have a Problem” When Something Goes Wrong

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Funny Things to Do

783. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple

I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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Funny Toys

784. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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Funny Things to Do

785. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

786. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

787. Hungry Broom

Also known as a vacuum.

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Funny Animals

788. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

789. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

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Funny Insults

790. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”

Dork.

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