Funny Anti-Jokes

791. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

792. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

793. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Things to Do

794. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

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Funny Euphemisms

795. Feet Sausages

Also known as toes. See also Body, Feet.

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Funny Insults

796. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

797. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

798. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Euphemisms

799. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Observations

800. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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