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Funny Observations
811. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself
See also Anxiety.
Funny Observations
812. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
813. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
816. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
817. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
818. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
819. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
820. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer