Funny Words

851. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

852. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

See also Donuts.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

853. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

854. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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Funny Questions

855. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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Funny Insults

856. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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Funny Drinks

857. The Alcohol Removed from Non-alcoholic Drinks

Where did it all go? See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

858. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

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Funny Songs

859. Bo Diddley

From the album Bo Diddley by Bo Diddley. See also 50's, Blues.

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Funny Clothes

860. The Rest of Crocs

Just dots on your feet. See also Shoes.

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