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821. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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822. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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823. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

824. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Clothes

826. Thanos One Piece Swimsuit Shop

Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.

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Funny Diseases

827. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Euphemisms

828. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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Funny Insults

829. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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Funny Products

830. The Baguette Pillow Shop

Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.

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