Funny Advice

821. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Advice

822. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

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Funny Insults

823. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

824. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Things to Do

825. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

826. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

827. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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Funny Insults

828. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End

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Funny Insults

829. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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Funny Products

830. The Wee-Weedwacker

Just a wee weedwhacker for all wee lads and lassies out there. See also Made Up.

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