Funny Sayings

861. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

862. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

863. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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Funny Euphemisms

864. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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Funny Jobs

865. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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Funny Foods

866. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

867. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

868. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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Funny Insults

869. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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Funny Instruments

870. Pocket Trumpet Shop

A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

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