Funny Words

861. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

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Funny Insults

862. You Give Monday Vibes

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Funny Euphemisms

863. Permanently Borrow

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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Funny Euphemisms

864. Art Museum for Kids

Also known as a refrigerator. See also Appliances.

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Funny Things to Do

865. Eating Everything with a Tiny Spoon

Yes, even pizza. See also Utensils.

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Funny Instruments

866. Nyckelharpa

Too much going on to explain.

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Funny Instruments

867. Glass Armonica

If sea shells became a giant instrument, this is what you’d get.

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Funny Questions

868. If you tear off you leg and whack someone with it, are you hitting them or kicking them?

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Funny Euphemisms

869. Yellow Ketchup

Also known as mustard. See also Condiments.

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Funny Observations

870. Light Bulbs Were Such a Good Idea That They Became the Symbol for Good Ideas

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