Funny Advice

861. If You Have a Camera, You’ll Always be Protected from Sasquatch Attacks

Thank goodness.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

862. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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Funny Observations

863. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

864. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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Funny Observations

865. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole

See also English.

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Funny Questions

866. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?

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Funny Songs

867. Iron Maiden

A song by the heavy metal band Iron Maiden on their debut album, Iron Maiden.

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Funny Euphemisms

868. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

869. I Hope You Get a 30-second, Unskippable Ad

See also Internet.

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Funny Tattoos

870. A Rainbow in Greyscale

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