Funny Quotes

891. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes

892. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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893. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

―David Bowie

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Funny Phrases

894. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

See also Palindromes.

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Funny Sayings

895. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

896. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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Funny Insults

897. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

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898. “Ur Mom.”

―Abraham Lincoln

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899. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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900. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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