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Funny Observations

891. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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Funny Observations

892. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

Funny Anti-Jokes

893. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

894. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

895. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

896. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

897. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

898. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

899. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You