Funny Phrases

921. Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey

―Doctor Who

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Funny Anti-Jokes

922. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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Funny Advice

923. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Things

924. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

925. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

926. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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Funny Observations

927. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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Funny Observations

928. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

929. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

930. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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