Funny Nicknames

881. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

882. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

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Funny Names

883. Fat Lever

An actual NBA player in the 80s. See also Basketball.

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Funny Advice

884. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Advice

885. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

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Funny Insults

886. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

887. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Things to Do

888. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

889. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

890. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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