Funny Quotes

931. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Observations

932. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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933. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill

He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.

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934. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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935. Replying “k” in Morse Code is Still Passive-Aggressive

-.-

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936. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself

See also Anxiety.

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937. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home

See also Elderly, Ghosts.

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Funny Phrases

938. Chanter en Yaourt

French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.

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Funny Places

939. My Large Intestine, Texas

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Funny Places

940. Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario

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