Funny Quotes

901. “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

―Bob Dylan, drummer for Metallica

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Funny Songs

902. Black Sabbath

My favorite song is Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath See also 70's.

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Funny Words

903. Geschlechtsverkehr

German for intercourse. See also Sex, Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

904. Chairs Have the Worst Life of Any Object

See also Furniture.

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Funny T-Shirts

905. Six Pack… Coming Soon Shop

Big lie.

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Funny Phobias

906. Sternutaphobia

Fear of sneezing.

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Funny Euphemisms

907. Scare Car

An empty police car. See also Cars, Police.

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Funny Insults

908. I Can’t Believe I Wasted a Fruit Snack on You…

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Funny Phrases

909. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Diseases

910. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

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