Funny Diseases

871. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

872. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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Funny Phobias

873. Foebeuh

Teh feer off speelng sumting rite. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

874. Eat Your Teeth

You can eat them if you bite hard enough, trust me. See also Teeth.

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Funny Things to Do

875. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it

A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Toys

876. Coal

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Funny Sayings

877. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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Funny Anti-Jokes

878. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

879. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

880. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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