Funny Things to Do

981. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

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Funny Euphemisms

982. Feet Sausages

Also known as toes. See also Body, Feet.

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Funny Insults

983. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

984. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

985. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Euphemisms

986. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Observations

987. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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Funny Questions

988. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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Funny Questions

989. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

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Funny Questions

990. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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