Funny Words

981. Dreikäsehoch

German word for little kid that translates to “three-cheese tall.” See also Cheese, German.

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Funny Drinks

982. Soter

A mix of soda and water. See also Made Up, Soda, Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

983. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

984. If You Have a Camera, You’ll Always be Protected from Sasquatch Attacks

Thank goodness.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

985. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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Funny Observations

986. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

987. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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Funny Observations

988. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole

See also English.

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Funny Questions

989. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?

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Funny Songs

990. Iron Maiden

A song by the heavy metal band Iron Maiden on their debut album, Iron Maiden.

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