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Funny Observations
981. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
982. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
985. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
986. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
987. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
988. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
989. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer