Funny Advice

981. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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Funny Insults

982. I Hope You Eat Unsalted Chips

See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

983. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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Funny Products

984. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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Funny Diseases

985. Covid-17

The prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Sayings

986. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Toys

987. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

988. Wombat

It poops cubes.

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Funny Insults

989. I Hope You Have to Separate Two Very Slim Lego Pieces

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

990. Steven the Heathen

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