Funny Sayings

991. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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Funny Things to Do

992. Jumping up and Not Coming Back Down

Weeee.

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Funny Animals

993. Lesser-Spotted Snurd

Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

994. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Euphemisms

995. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

996. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

997. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Questions

998. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Things to Do

999. Slappy Spachty

The game where you hit each other with a spatula.

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Funny Jobs

1000. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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