Funny Phrases

1041. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1042. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

1043. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1044. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

1045. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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Funny Nicknames

1046. Big-Head Ed

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Funny Things to Do

1047. Doing the Salsa While Eating the Salsa

Try and make it hot.

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Funny Toys

1048. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

1049. Dirt Jam

Also known as mud.

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Funny Observations

1050. Every Mirror is Used

Think about it.

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