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Funny Observations

1001. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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Funny Observations

1002. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

Funny Anti-Jokes

1003. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

1004. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

1005. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

1006. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

1007. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1008. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

1009. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You