Funny Insults

1031. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair

Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.

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Funny Questions

1032. What do you call a cave man’s fart?

A blast from the past. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

1033. Tip Tipton

Wyatt Earp's vendetta posse partner. His real name was Daniel Tipton. See also Western.

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Funny Names

1034. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”

What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

1035. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

1036. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

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Funny Names

1037. Fat Lever

An actual NBA player in the 80s. See also Basketball.

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Funny Advice

1038. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Advice

1039. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

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Funny Insults

1040. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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