Funny Advice

1071. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To

She knows all. See also Marriage.

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Funny Insults

1072. Touch Some Grass, Nerd

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Funny Observations

1073. The Existence of Watermelon Can Only Mean There’s an Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon

These are the elemelons. See also Avatar.

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Funny Sayings

1074. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

1075. You Look Like a Person Who Washes Their Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Movies

1076. Life’s a Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted

A rip-off of Madagascar. See also Animation.

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Funny Places

1077. Poo Poo Point, Washington

Trailhead in King County. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

1078. Who Taught the First Teacher?

See also Teachers.

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Funny Animals

1079. Rosy Wolfsnail

According to Wikipedia, “this species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs.” I can only imagine watching a snail chase another snail. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Phrases

1080. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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