Funny Things to Do

1071. Watching a Love Scene With Your Parents

We’ve all been there. See also Parents.

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Funny Sayings

1072. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Jobs

1073. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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Funny Things

1074. Whammy Bar

Electric guitar part vital for shredding.

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Funny Things to Do

1075. Running After a Bus and Then Continuing to Run After it Stops

See also Pranks.

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Funny Names

1076. Van Doogleton Ranburger

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Funny Insults

1077. That was Rude, Uncalled For, and Accurate

You’re right, and I’m mad about it.

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Funny Things to Do

1078. Going to a Shoe Store and Ordering a Cheeseburger

From a Captain Underpants book. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1079. Opening the Fridge, Closing it, and Expecting Different Food When You Open it a Second time

See also Hungry.

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Funny Euphemisms

1080. Hand Sticks

Also known as fingers. See also Body.

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