Funny Quotes

1111. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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Funny Words

1112. Askew

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Funny Drinks

1113. World’s Coldest Drink

Ingredients include spearmint gum, mouthwash, peppermint, mint leaves, and ice. Mix in a blender and make sure you have a bottle of Sriracha nearby. See also Cold.

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Funny Foods

1114. McDonalds’s Ice Cream

Legendary in its rare availability. See also Fast Food, Ice Cream.

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Funny Instruments

1115. Subcontrabass Saxaphone

Really big sax, really hard to spell.

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Funny Names

1116. Pvt. Parts

Real name of a guy in the army. See also Military, Sophomoric.

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Funny People

1117. Fugging, Austria

See also Austrian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1118. What Do You Call an Old Snowman?

Water.

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Funny Things to Do

1119. Letting Go of a Balloon Outside, then Running Up a Building Steps to Catch It

The biggest flex that no one has ever done.

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Funny Toys

1120. Paper Burning Kit for Kids

See also 60's.

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