Funny Sayings

1111. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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Funny Nicknames

1112. Kassy von Gassy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1113. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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Funny Advice

1114. How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work

1. Don’t go to work. See also Work.

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Funny Advice

1115. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Clothes

1116. The Rest of the Sleeveless Shirt

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Funny Questions

1117. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

1118. Bending a Ruler Until It Breaks

Don’t let the teacher catch you. Also, don’t try this at home. See also Schools.

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Funny Books

1119. Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles Shop

Unexpected gifts from the animals of Africa.

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Funny Insults

1120. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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