Funny Advice

1141. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Phrases

1142. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1143. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

1144. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1145. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

1146. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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Funny Nicknames

1147. Big-Head Ed

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Funny Things to Do

1148. Doing the Salsa While Eating the Salsa

Try and make it hot.

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Funny Toys

1149. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

1150. Dirt Jam

Also known as mud.

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