Funny Insults

1141. I Hope You Step in Macaroni

Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.

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Funny Advice

1142. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1143. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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Funny Euphemisms

1144. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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Funny Quotes

1145. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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Funny Animals

1146. Cockchafer

A British beetle.
See also Insects, Sophomoric.

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Funny Names

1147. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

John Arbuckle’s full name. See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

1148. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars

See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.

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Funny Insults

1149. Thou Art No More Brain than Stone

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Funny Products

1150. Healing Crystals

See also Useless.

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