Funny Observations

1161. Humans Cut Down Birdhouses to Make More Birdhouses

Think about it. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

1162. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

1163. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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Funny Names

1164. Lothar von Trotha

A former German military commander. See also German.

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Funny Phobias

1165. Pobia

Fear of digraphs. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

1166. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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Funny Movies

1167. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? More Like fallen asleep in the theater.”

―Orson Welles

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Funny Names

1168. Oswald Figglebottom

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Funny Observations

1169. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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Funny Dances

1170. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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