Funny Anti-Jokes

1161. What’s Worse than Getting Swallowed by a Black Hole?

Who knows? See also Space.

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Funny Phrases

1162. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

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Funny Advice

1163. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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Funny Books

1164. Outwitting Squirrels Shop

101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.

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Funny Things to Do

1165. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

1166. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

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Funny Names

1167. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

1168. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Observations

1169. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Phobias

1170. Fear of Your Own Scream

Endless screaming…

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