Funny Sayings

1201. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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Funny Insults

1202. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

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Funny Quotes

1203. “Ur Mom.”

―Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Quotes

1204. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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Funny Quotes

1205. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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Funny Songs

1206. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Frank Zappa classic.

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Funny Things to Do

1207. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Animals

1208. Dinochelus Ausubeli

Also called the terrible claw lobster.

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Funny Insults

1209. Smuliga Tår

Swedish for “crusty toes.” See also Swedish.

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Funny Observations

1210. Mosquitoes are That Level One Enemy That Has No Health

Dnd there’s a ton of them. See also Video Games.

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