Funny Things to Do

1221. Uncovering the Dark Secrets of Pears

They’re weird and unpredictable. See also Fruits.

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Funny Advice

1222. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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Funny Things

1223. Pizza on a Record Player

Sure sign of a raging party. See also Party.

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Funny Instruments

1224. Squeaky the Mouse

Oh wait, sorry, I meant a clarinet played by a sixth-grader.

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Funny Things to Do

1225. Sleeping in a Cheese Factory in South Dakota

It’s illegal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

1226. Asking a Kid to Draw You

If you’re fat your body will be a circle. (If you’re a stick figure, though, you’re fine.)

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Funny Tattoos

1227. “You’ll Regret This When You’re Older”

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Funny Observations

1228. Humans Cut Down Birdhouses to Make More Birdhouses

Think about it. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

1229. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

1230. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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