Funny Quotes

1271. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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Funny Things to Do

1272. Running Through a Wall While Exclaiming “Oh Yeah!”

See also Commercials.

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Funny Drinks

1273. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

1274. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

1275. Flipping to the Exact Page That the Teacher Told You to Go to

A huge flex in grade school. See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Words

1276. Erf

Approximately half an acre of land.

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Funny Euphemisms

1277. Ladies Purse

Also known as a black hole. See also Astronomy, Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1278. For every phobia, there is an equivalent philia.

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Funny Advice

1279. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees

See also Love.

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Funny Euphemisms

1280. Laundry Juice

Also known as detergent. See also Cleaning.

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