Funny Euphemisms

1291. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Products

1292. A Puzzle with Two Pieces

This thing is way too difficult—I regret even buying it. See also Puzzles.

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Funny Observations

1293. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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Funny Questions

1294. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

1295. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Phrases

1296. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1297. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

1298. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1299. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

1300. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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