Funny Observations

1291. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs

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Funny Observations

1292. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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Funny Questions

1293. Why Are iPhone Chargers Not Called Apple Juice?

See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

1294. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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Funny Quotes

1295. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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Funny Things to Do

1296. Running Through a Wall While Exclaiming “Oh Yeah!”

See also Commercials.

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Funny Drinks

1297. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

1298. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

1299. Flipping to the Exact Page That the Teacher Told You to Go to

A huge flex in grade school. See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Words

1300. Erf

Approximately half an acre of land.

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