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Funny Insults
1333. Askhole
According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.
Funny Observations
1335. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny Quotes
1337. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
―Michael Scott See also The Office.
Funny Quotes
1338. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin
Funny Drinks
1340. Pussyfoot
Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.