Funny Euphemisms

1371. Feet Pants

Also known as socks.

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Funny Sayings

1372. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

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Funny Instruments

1373. The Dead Spirit Wailing Its Head Off in a Wooden Box With Holes

Also known as a violin being played by a seventh grader. See also Horror.

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Funny Insults

1374. Why Do Your Face and Poop Look So Similar?

Seriously, why?

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Funny Foods

1375. Idiot Sandwich

Bread, The Paul Brothers, Bread.

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Funny Places

1376. Among Us Balls Palace of Worship, Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina

Find it on Google Maps.

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Funny Things to Do

1377. Mopping the Local Park

You’ll be a local hero.

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Funny Things to Do

1378. Walking Through the Drive-Through

They’ll never know. See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1379. Eating Water

Right after I drank my burger.

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Funny Things to Do

1380. Turning on a Tap, then Cutting the Water with Scissors

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