Funny Insults

1301. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

1302. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1303. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

1304. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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Funny Insults

1305. I Hope You Eat Unsalted Chips

See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

1306. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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Funny Products

1307. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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Funny Diseases

1308. Covid-17

The prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Sayings

1309. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Toys

1310. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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