Funny Euphemisms

1311. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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Funny Names

1312. Lothar von Trotha

A former German military commander. See also German.

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Funny Phobias

1313. Pobia

Fear of digraphs. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

1314. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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Funny Movies

1315. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? More Like fallen asleep in the theater.”

―Orson Welles

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Funny Names

1316. Oswald Figglebottom

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Funny Observations

1317. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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Funny Dances

1318. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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Funny Observations

1319. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

See also 50's.

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Funny Euphemisms

1320. Rootie Tootie Point and Shooty

Also known as a gun. See also Weapons.

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