Funny Jobs

1311. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Words

1312. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1313. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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Funny Phobias

1314. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1315. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1316. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1317. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1318. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1319. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Drinks

1320. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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