Funny Insults

1311. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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Funny Advice

1312. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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Funny Insults

1313. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1314. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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Funny Instruments

1315. The Pikasso Guitar

Only for really freaking good guitar enthusiasts. See also Complicated.

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Funny Words

1316. Yonks

Informal British for “a very long time.” See also British.

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Funny Euphemisms

1317. Winged Nail

Also known as honeybee. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1318. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

1319. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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Funny Quotes

1320. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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