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Funny Diseases
1192. Toma-toes
When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.
Funny Quotes
1196. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
―Mark Twain
Funny Quotes
1198. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
―David Bowie