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Funny Words
1152. Crumple-Horned Snorkack
Harry Potter fans who actually read the books will get this one. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Advice
1153. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Foods
1154. Yum Yum Sauce
When you thought food names could not get any worse… See also Condiments.
Funny Quotes
1159. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Funny Quotes
1160. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.