Funny Observations

1131. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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1132. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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1133. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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1134. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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1135. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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1136. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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1137. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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1138. A Puzzle with Two Pieces

This thing is way too difficult—I regret even buying it. See also Puzzles.

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1139. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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1140. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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