Funny Observations

1101. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Observations

1102. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Phobias

1103. Fear of Your Own Scream

Endless screaming…

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Funny Questions

1104. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

1105. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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Funny Nicknames

1106. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

1107. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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Funny Videos

1108. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

1109. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1110. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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