Funny Euphemisms

1101. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

1102. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

1103. When Shaking Hands, Confuse the Other Person by Shaking Side to Side

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Funny Diseases

1104. Lactoes Intolerance

The lack of toes gets us all. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1105. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

1106. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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Funny Nicknames

1107. Kassy von Gassy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1108. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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Funny Advice

1109. How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work

1. Don’t go to work. See also Work.

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Funny Advice

1110. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.

See also Alcohol.

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