Funny Insults

1101. That was Rude, Uncalled For, and Accurate

You’re right, and I’m mad about it.

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Funny Things to Do

1102. Going to a Shoe Store and Ordering a Cheeseburger

From a Captain Underpants book. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1103. Opening the Fridge, Closing it, and Expecting Different Food When You Open it a Second time

See also Hungry.

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Funny Euphemisms

1104. Hand Sticks

Also known as fingers. See also Body.

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Funny Phobias

1105. Phobeea

Fear of bees. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

1106. Holy Crow!

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Funny Observations

1107. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

See also English.

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Funny Questions

1108. Wood Fired Pizza?

How will pizza get a job now?

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Funny Books

1109. Knitting with Dog Hair Shop

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1110. Arm Pants

Also known as sleeves. See also Pants.

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