Funny Euphemisms

1081. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

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Funny Insults

1082. I Hope Your Old Neighbors Move out and the New Ones Are Really Judgey

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Funny Euphemisms

1083. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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Funny Insults

1084. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

1085. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1086. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

1087. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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Funny Insults

1088. I Hope You Eat Unsalted Chips

See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

1089. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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Funny Products

1090. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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