Funny Observations

1051. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1052. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

1053. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

1054. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

1055. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

1056. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1057. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

1058. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

1059. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Things to Do

1060. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

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