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You Are So Short, You Are the Last One to Know It’s Raining

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yo mama so short she needs a backpack to carry her lipstick.

potat 22 on July 16, 2023

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yo mama so short her husband calls her my little gremlin

potat on July 18, 2023

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I almost drown in puddles

Shorty on July 18, 2023

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