Funny Quotes

751. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

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Funny Quotes

752. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”

―Lillian Donovan

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Funny Insults

753. You Look Easy to Draw

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Funny Euphemisms

754. Inky Pencil

Also known as a pen.

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Funny Foods

755. Boxty

Irish potato pancake made with a mixture of mashed potatoes and raw grated potatoes. See also Irish, Potatoes.

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Funny Insults

756. You Look Like Your Favorite Candy is a Tic Tac

And the mint ones too. See also Candy.

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Funny Insults

757. You’re Built Like a Professional Chess Player

See also Chess.

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Funny Words

758. Spatulate

To use a spatula. See also Kitchen, Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

759. Spidermani Tüdruksõber

Spiderman’s girlfriend in Estonian. See also Estonian.

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Funny Things to Do

760. Wr1t1ng L1k3 Th15

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