Funny Phrases

531. Gingerbread Office

Eighteenth-century slang for public toilet. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

532. August is the Monday of Months

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Funny Quotes

533. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

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Funny Words

534. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

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Funny Insults

535. You Give Monday Vibes

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Funny Euphemisms

536. Permanently Borrow

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

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Funny Euphemisms

537. Art Museum for Kids

Also known as a refrigerator. See also Appliances.

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Funny Things to Do

538. Eating Everything with a Tiny Spoon

Yes, even pizza. See also Utensils.

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Funny Instruments

539. Nyckelharpa

Too much going on to explain.

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Funny Instruments

540. Glass Armonica

If sea shells became a giant instrument, this is what you’d get.

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