Funny Diseases

531. Worcestershiresauceixa

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.

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Funny Insults

532. You Look Like You Run with Wet Socks on Just to Feel Something

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Funny Nicknames

533. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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Funny Observations

534. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

535. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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Funny Euphemisms

536. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Questions

537. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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Funny Dances

538. Racoon Pants

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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Funny Instruments

539. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny People

540. George of the Jungle

The fake Tarzan.

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