Funny Quotes

491. “Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold.”

A literal classic. 💅🏽

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Funny Words

492. Opscheplooper

One who depends on the generosity of others for meals. See also South African.

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Funny Words

493. Frumberdling

Old English for adolescents.

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Funny Words

494. Uhtceare

Old English for lying awake in bed feeling anxious.

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Funny Words

495. Fandangle

A splendid but useless ornament.

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Funny Toys

496. Cardboard Box

Playground for a child’s imagination, unless the cat gets to it first. See also Cats.

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Funny Insults

497. You Look Like You’d Slip on a Banana Peel

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Funny Insults

498. You Look Like You’d Carry a Bike to School

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Funny Insults

499. You Look Like You Pronounce “British” With an Accent

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Funny Anti-Jokes

500. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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