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Funny Things to Do
491. Wearing Socks in the Shower
That way you don’t have to have to wash them—the shower does all the work. See also Bathroom.
Funny Insults
494. You Look Like You Use the Shift Button on the Right of the Keyboard Instead of the One on the Left
Loser. See also Computers.
Funny Observations
495. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow
It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.
Funny Anti-Jokes
496. I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
She really did. See also Beauty.
Funny Instruments
497. Wobbygong
A type of floppy aluminum that when you hit it, makes a wobbygong noise.
Funny Anti-Jokes
500. How are Cigarettes and Dynamite Alike?
They’re both completely harmless until you light and stick it in your mouth.