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Funny Diseases
454. Worcestershiresauceixa
Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.
Funny Nicknames
456. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter
Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.
Funny Euphemisms
459. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Questions
460. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?
Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.