Funny Insults

451. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”

Dork.

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Funny Jobs

452. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

453. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Foods

454. Hamburgrrrrrrr

Gets angry when you try to eat it. See also Made Up, Meat.

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Funny Insults

455. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

See also Breakfast, Meat.

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Funny Insults

456. You Look Like the Kind Of Person Who Draws a Smiley Face on a Rock and Calls it Jeffrey

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Funny Insults

457. You Look Like You Go Super Heavy on the Pepper on Popcorn

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Funny Nicknames

458. Stinky Aunt May

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Funny Anti-Jokes

459. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”

Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

460. Tactical Possum

Also known as armadillo.

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