Funny Advice

421. Don’t Read the Last 50 Pages of a Detective Novel

It’ll spoils the mystery.

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Funny Insults

422. You Look Like the Kid Who Has a Soccer Game the Morning After a Sleepover

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Funny Nicknames

423. Mustard Grabber

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Funny Products

424. A Pair of Scissors to Open One of Those Annoying Plastic Packages

However, it’s packaged in one of those annoying plastic packages. See also Ironic.

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Funny Animals

425. Fried Egg Jellyfish

Looks like a fired egg, yo. See also Ocean.

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Funny Things to Do

426. Walk the Fish

A chore parents ask you to do when they learn that you have already done your chores. See also Chores.

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Funny Nicknames

427. The Graper

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Funny Books

428. The Cat Who Wished To Be A Man Shop

By LLoyd Alexander. See also Cats.

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Funny Insults

429. You Look Like You’d Bring a Life Jacket to a Water Fountain

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Funny Phrases

430. Saint-Saëns Et Cinq-cent-et-cinquante-cinq Chiens Chantent Chansons

French for “Saint-Saëns and five hundred dogs are singing songs.” See also French.

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