Funny Advice

261. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

262. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

263. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

264. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

265. You’re So Tall That Every Time You Get into the Car You Get Slightly More Concussed

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Funny Questions

266. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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Funny Phrases

267. It’s No Use!

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Funny Questions

268. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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Funny Things to Do

269. Staring into Someone’s Soul While Playing a Card Game

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Funny Observations

270. You Can’t Delete a Post on This Website

If I could, I’d delete this one.

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