Funny Observations

261. If someone is happy on a Monday, they are retired. Trust me.

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Funny Words

262. Juoksentelisinkohan

Finnish for “I wonder if I should run around aimlessly?” I’d use this every day if I could pronounce it.

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Funny Tattoos

263. A Target on Each of Your Knees

Makes it easier when someone tells a good joke. See also Laughter.

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Funny Insults

264. You Look Like You Have an Opinion on Which Glue Brand Tastes Better

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Funny Insults

265. You Look Like You Sing “My Heart Will Go On” in the Shower

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Funny Foods

266. Roast Donald Duck with a Side of Poached Mickey Mouse

See also Disney.

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Funny Insults

267. You’re so Short That You’re the Last One Who Knows it’s Raining

See also Weather.

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Funny Euphemisms

268. Tall, Grande, and Venti Violin

Also known as a viola, cello, and double bass.

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Funny Observations

269. Television Was Invented Before the Chocolate Chip Cookie

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Funny Anti-Jokes

270. How Many Apples Grow on a Tree?

All of them. See also Fruits.

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