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271. Tattoo of Shoes on Your Feet

Never have to go through the struggle of putting on and removing shoes again. See also Shoes.

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272. Ythguangnihtemos

Backwards, it says something naughty.

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273. Take Your Sock out on a Date

Love at first smell. See also Feet.

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274. Always Be Polite to Siri

Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.

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275. Professional Netflix Binger

Job Description: Watch TV shows and movies all day to “ensure quality.” Must be able to detect plot holes, inconsistencies, and whether the snacks pair well with the content.
Perks: Free snacks (you bring them).
Work uniform: Pajamas.
Promotion opportunities: From binger to super Binger.
Requirement: Must possess an Olympic-level ability to press “Next Episode.”
See also Netflix.

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Funny Jobs

276. Duck Herding Consultant

Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

277. Mount Itchy

Also known as a mosquito bite. See also Insects.

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280. Cat Food Salad

When you try to make tuna salad, but you don’t read the label on the can. See also Cats.

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